Riddle: A lot of days off, but not New Year's holidays. The correct answer - the May holidays. According to tradition it was in May, our country begins to Shashlyk season. That Der this year decided to continue its tradition of the May rallies in nature. True, this time the meeting was to be held originally. The mind still won perverse desires of members Der. Therefore, the banal scheme "to eat all that grunt, drink all that off, foams or not washed off with clothes," was rejected. Rally had to pass with meaning. And the meaning of sports. We decided to play paintball.
The day before the rally Initiative at all times been penalized. It was necessary to keep this in mind, when I put forward a proposal to use "self-made" kebab. Once he suggested, if you please yourself and prepare.
Fortunately for those who are responsible for the gathering of food and alcohol, has its own bonuses. So thanks Rosichi we do not have to go to the market for meat on foot. We went there in the belly of the Japanese iron horse. Saying "we" I mean myself, Rosichi, Kovad and Hans. They decided to monitor me. In the market we are in caring hands of traders from the southern borders of the country. With their help, managed to buy meat, vegetables and any other useful garbage. Kovad even some cheese with a "noble" mold bought it, but refused to watermelon, recently torn from a bed. " So in our history "blue blood" of mold and its ten generations of noble ancestors defeated the Uzbek melon.
Then, all purchases were shipped to my home, where they quietly and lay up at night. And on the night I realized that I cook alone is the amount of food is not difficult. This ohrenet as hard. An hour later, I earned a corn on the knife, and by dawn left me insane. I became a parody of Kai. Ice cubes in the refrigerator was not found, so was the word from the bulbs, which have been around plenty....
In the morning everything that could and could not cook, we went into the car Rosichi. There also fell and the car Troopers joined by Shaman. In this composition, we went to a meeting with peytnbolom. While sitting in traffic jams mainly addressed the topic with the disappearance of Vibli and ceramics. Visitors to the capital was supposed to meet at the Leningrad station Gore. But he could not find them. We long to decide that the same could happen to them and stopped on a variant of the Roma. According to our version Vibli and Ceramics were greeted at the station a gypsy camp. They were confiscated cell phones and OEGeshnikov instead bears enlisted in concert troupe of gypsies.
"Wear shoes" - they said
The club we went almost up to date. Even stolen Gypsies Vibli and Keram were already in place. After our arrival, the group joined Der instructor. He's a judge. We were given a lecture about safety, told about the rules of the game and showed markers (Marker - weapons that are used in paintball). Then taken to the warehouse, there was given clothes and weapons. We shared by two teams, one of the participants are marked with yellow tape. Well, the desire to play voynushki almost fulfilled....
Now imagine you are such a beautiful fit in Kamke, wearing a mask and with a marker to the playground. Before you kindly pick up the guard. You take a step into the clearing ... and leg to the ankle goes into the dirt. "What kind of garbage?" - You ask. Here I am on the day he could not understand why instead of playing peytbol, I reconstruct the march of German troops on the roads of the Soviet 41-th year. Not even on the roads and fields, on which several times a day drive away a herd of cows. And judging by the smell, the waste of life of these cows immediately and buried. In this case, it happens over several centuries in a row. Play got sick and wanted to kill. First and foremost wanted to kill ethanol. It was he who advised the forum to use as a replacement shoe sneakers. After the murder of Ethanol, I was going to kill himself because he listened and did not take Burtz with removable socks.
While I was planning on serial murders, the foot sinking deeper into the mud. Situation should fix as soon as possible. I took another step, but has made only the fact that the second leg was in a bog captivity. He looked around, hoping to find at least a small piece of dry land. Where are there, everything is already waterlogged before us. Tried to pull the first leg. Partially succeeded. Foot from the mud got out, but the favorite slippers was left in a swamp. Fearing that sandalku can no longer see, I tried to get into her back. A couple of times he missed. But when the sock color has come to resemble the surrounding swamp, return to the sneaker still managed. Now the mud could no longer be afraid. Travel speed immediately increased. I even managed to catch up materyaschihsya comrades. By the way is the only island of land was found just at the position of our team for one of the bunkers. Mentally promised myself not to go to this place, I began testing weapons....
About markers spots and pandas
Marker funny thing. Noticeably lighter than the same airsoft AK-74. But the impact is much stronger than the drive. Sensation from the shot of the original marker. Like and shoot, but we must realize that the damage was limited to spot and bruises. This is if safety observed. Immediately wanted to experiment on humans, but the next Ethanol was not because he played for the Greens. Shooting at people turned out only during the game. But it lasted long. The trigger, I had to click three times. After that, the mask flew something from the "green" and I had to leave the area. Not sure if this was a ball, for traces of the mask is left. But I decided to play it safe and went to the door. Pick this up to the position of our team was really easy. Then interfered with only mud, but now it has been joined and OEGeshniki. It turns out that Der takes no prisoners and wounded were finished. While getting to life-saving nets, I got all five times. And the shot as the one and the other side. As a result, one of the balls, even fell in the ass. In the future, time will be able to wipe the fifth point sfotkat nasty Shrike. When clearing abandoned the "yellow" is the first time swamp the confrontation ended. The event started on ottiraniyu paint. Someone rubbed stains from clothes, the highest with the masks. When all the consequences of the battle have been removed, we returned to the site. The horrors continued.
At this time, no hurry to attack. Do "green" this was a tactical plan, we have the same effect of having even more swamp at a new position. When playing in positional warfare tired, I decided to demonstrate his talent of the great commander. I'm three times in the last Total War'e Paris took! To implement the ideas I decided to use Vibli, whom fate has brought to me by one of the embrasures. In my plan, we should first get to the bunker with Hans, who was slightly ahead. And already from him to move to the middle of the field and shoot it all "green."
Vibli guy was tricky, so to me did not run. But I discovered only when I got to Hans. But found out why all this time, Hans was hanging on a wooden embrasure, as if drunk panda. Simple piece of wood was surrounded by a puddle. Feel warm and fuzzy here could only zavisnuv, resting in the design of hands and feet. Perhaps I too would become panda, if not "zelenozadye. Some sniper managed to get me in the arm. And apart from the "wounded" I was still full of sneakers and water. Losing such a valuable player, "yellow" by itself failed.
After that we took on another clearing. It differed from the first only in the presence of houses. Moorland was exactly the same. If not worse. Here, I honestly tried to hide out in houses and dry off. But the ball flying through windows and doorways, and find me there. In the end we managed to win only once. In that battle the second time I tried to lose the sneakers. After losing several battles, citing fatigue, we decided to score with Hans for the next two games. No longer wanted to play. Thirsty....
About pandas-2
When sports merrymaking ended, people switched to alcohol and kebabs. Shaman traditionally stood at the barbecue, and the others took their places at the tables. Booze took place in a civilized style, as long as Rioter and Tevtus not decided to climb trees. Laurels, Hans-panda did not give them peace of mind. The club immediately found an obstacle course that could pass anybody. True, it took place mostly drunk people, as the band was located at the crown. Rioter and Tevtus were just drunk. They climbed disgusting - no one broke. Well, he broke it himself Rioter something in the air as a split would sit. But at this show and ended...
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